Getting Enough Support

If you've had a baby, you know what happens to your body post-preg.  If you haven't had a baby, or are blissfully unaware, receive the previous link with caution (or revel in it if you've chosen not to have kids!).  This, coupled with all the normal inseecurities that accompany bathing suit shopping, makes being seen half-naked very anxiety-provoking.

Dilemma #1.  Seeing yourself ten years ago, reflected in cute girls on spring break (above.  Also, go see Spring Breakers.).  I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about that one!

Dilemma #2: I made the decision long ago to continue rocking two-pieces no matter what.  I'm still confident in this decision; the only thing that belongs in the two-piece con list is the display of stretch marks that span Henry's former home.  I'm oddly proud of mine though; I see them as some sort of badge of honor.  Anyway, stretch marks are one thing, there are other concerns about the bikini.

Dilemma #3: they are not supportive, at least not in the right way.  Mainly because most of the cute ones are halters.  WTF.  For most ladies, halters lift and push up.  Now, at least for me, halters have a weird pushed-in effect.  No bueno.

Dilemma #4:  Also on the halter note.  I've been at least a full B for as long as I can remember, and halters have always placed some strain on my neck.  Now, they just plain hurt.

Dilemma #5:  The butt region.  Ladies who've had babies are not the only ones with finding a bathing suit bottom that fits.  I'd estimate that 60% of women are showing too much cheek, look like their bottoms are sand-laden, or are cutting off their circulation.  Thanks to Pure Barre, my butt actually looks pretty good.  I still like to cover up, though.  Less is definetly not more.

I think I've found a couple of options.  Check back in a few days!